I have learned that tossing of the salad is oral sex of the anus- wow

i have learned that my feet smell worse than ten day old rotting carci (plural of carcass)

i have yet to experience aids, alcohol poisoning, home-style abortion, necrophilia, wheel chair races, and i have not seen a horse climb a tree vertically.

so man y retarded things- so little time.

but i have learned to take lots of showers and have taught people how to properly wipe their anal opening.

Keep in mind its hard being really really really ridiculously good looking

whatever here we go...

 Apparently i have purchased a refrigerator and i also have this beautiful creation named shakira- don't tell her i'm cheating on her.

 The necessary equipment except that fucken desktop got a virus ahhh

 Val, Mer , and Kyle in tiny room- val had her orientation name tag on her skirt har har har-  meredith is eating santanas- kyle is dressed in UNI attire trying to hold down the boner he got when he saw large fat girls in thongs bend over -- YIKES

 Ever see the protestors in front of USD? WEll these talented childs decided to protest the protests in protest against protests. fucken protests suck

 Me and Jen as gansters- she doesn't know where my fingers have been (probably in my butthole)

 Vals dorm room, look at the good charlotte poster on the left. so hot.. i am wearing my USD sweatshirt back down biatch

 Jeff is a silly goose- look at how tired he is - maybe because he doesnt come home at night

 My logic teacher- how silly is this guy - swears his voice sounds like gollum/smiegal from LOTR(lord of the rings)

 Me and meg in jammin outfits- We totally went to party like vatos-

 EI EI oooooh Nelly just licked my face

 I dont know if that is a dance or if they are playing guitars but its quite funny-

 This act would be hot to a straight man

 So much lesbian action- ubelievable

What is this? a center for ants

 Eating at the table like beaners

 Marissa and Jersey totally indulging in some chips

 Damn me and jen are starving- looks like i have to defecate but im not gonna tell anyone

 I really wanted to eat puppy(the kitty) it got so close to my taste buds

 Puppy is totally scared and megan is choking it

 Jersey totally put up her negro ganster sign

 Totally doing awesome shit at disneyland-

 I found out this duck impregnated some swans and is currently being held for questioning- we will probably never see it again

 How dare walt disney have a boner

 Tigger took us for a little ride

 hmmm.. that bread bowled clam chowder was the f-n shiznit

 I should say something like this is a good catch but i will refrain

 Aaaaaaye

 I jumped up there- my arms got shredded but shit the R is a f-n awesome letter

 Jungle tour

 in the honey comb

 Tigger

 Mardi gras dudes totally loved to throw beads at these infidels

  Silly caterpillars smoking all the time

For PICS from UCLA that mer took